i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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