Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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