Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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