He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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