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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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