Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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