Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
as a side note pls kill me
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