hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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