Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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