Buhtt sex?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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