i can't believe i had my finger in that
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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