Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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