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Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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