I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
The ass gains better be worth it
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