Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
