let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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