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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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