Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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