i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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