Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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