I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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