Midget sex pt 2 tonight
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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