if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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