Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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