That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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