Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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