"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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