Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize