Sry I called you an 8
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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