I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
These tits shall not be calmed
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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