Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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