Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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