Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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