Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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