summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
