He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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