Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
