ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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