i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
