I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just pee around me
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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