I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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