in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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