For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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