I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Never underestimate the power of titties
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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