I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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