Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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