my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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