brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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