I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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