i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We were destined to go to rehab together
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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