That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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